If I were naming patterns after my homeschool Mom experience, I might name them…

Naming patterns is so hard.  You want something memorable, but not already used to name something else.  Ravelry lists just about every named pattern going back to vintage, most of the plain names are already in use.  So when I think of a name I write it down.  When my family thinks of names, (or jokes about names) I write them down. These are the ones I wrote down a few years ago for if I every wanted to design a homeschooling Mom themed e-book.

Homeschool Mom
denim jumper
field trip day
must have coffee
what to wear to co-op
Are these all yours?
But what about socialization?
the organizer bag
notebook cover
Charlotte Mason Says
library bag
but when she turns 8
I’d like a cape with that
silence inducer earmuffs

These names make me laugh; but no, I don’t have patterns to go with them.

At least not yet.

2 Responses

  1. Love those!! and the idea of your book.

    Thanks for the chuckle… in response to the co-op “must match crocs” ;-).

    1. I was happy if there were feet in the mini van, but I did get in trouble with another mother because my kid’s socks never matched and her girls wanted to copy the style.

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